angrypotplant (angrypotplant) wrote,

Ye Gods!  The weather patterns around here are most disagreeable.  In fact, I'm hard pressed to find much of a pattern at all.  It seems to me that, when it comes to Mother Nature (a.k.a. Mum), living in this part of the world is a bit of a crap shoot.  I have never seen one of these mailmen I've heard about, but I imagine their famous motto is put to quite the test around here.  Word on the pollen wire says this jumpy weather should render itself  a bit more stable, however I'm not holding my CO2.  As I understand it, Mum is pretty pissed at a lot of these humans. 

My new detail of mites has arrived, however, I have a feeling they're catching on to their necessity in my nefarious plans.  I've managed to catch whispers of a labor union on the wind, and I believe they've caught on to the fact that bees get full health care coverage in their line of work.  I may have to consider revising my stratagy a bit, however, if the damned finches keep eating me, I'll have to relocate anyway.  I'm entertaining the idea of approaching the Land-owner about a potential surface-to-air projectile defense system, something automatic and laser guided.  The few mites that have returned from the domicile alive have informed me that he shares my animosity toward these winged beasts.
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